"Aye Hello and welcome. I understand you got a special arrangement to be let down into the museums reliquary rooms. Your Uncle is the Duke of Andred isn't he. Gets you in everywhere, I s'pect. There ain't many who've walked down this path I'll tell you. This room is specially guarded, seals and barriers of all sorts. I've been the vaultmaster for the last 30 years. Eight times in all those years have I come down to this room. We keep some of the regular or legendary weapons and scrolls upstairs, but down here are the best of them. Many a person would be tempted to deal with the Bone God himself to get into this room. Watch your step there, avoid that stone it's the pressure pla . . . Dammit. DON"T MOVE! Slide your foot to the right rear of the stone (jangle of metal keys on a ring). Don't take it off yet. I need to disarm the trap. Ahhh. Which crack was the trigger. Allright allright, I think it's this one. Stupid brat. Didnt I tell you to follow my steps EXACTLY?(Click of metal muffled by stone.) Ok. Take your foot off slowly, very slowly to the rear right part of the stone. Slide it off and do not release any pressure but don't put any pressure extra onto it. If you don't do it just right this place will flood with water from the lake on the surface. (Scraping noise, small click, absence of horrible screams.) Ok, ok. Now follow, ONLY WHERE I WALK. I told the King Magnus it tweren't worth the trouble, but do they ever listen . . ."
